“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
More from George Carlin
“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete.…”
“And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling.”
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”