“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
More from George Carlin
“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete.…”
“And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling.”
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”