“James Bond: What have you learned so far?
Vijay: Well, my backhand's improving.”
More from George MacDonald Fraser
“Oh, a man of principle—with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and…”
“My government categorically denies the incident ever occurred.”
“Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.”
“Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics!”