“Bertier: [the Titans have just had a touchdown scored against them in the State Championship] NO! Nooooooooo!
Nurse: [Nurse comes running in] What's wrong, Gerry?
Bertier: Do not come in here! [Nurse exits hurriedly, followed by a projectile]”
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