“As I lay there on the bed with a hot-water bottle on my dogs, an electric blanket covering my hairy chest and a half dozen assorted antibiotics tossing around inside of me, I wondered what the hell the world was coming to.”
About This Quote
(Letter to Fred Allen, 12/23/1954)
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