“The only good thing I've ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things.”
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“My patience has snapped like a 200 year old breadstick.”
“Why do I keep thinking I'm clever? I'm not.”
“Feels like I'm trying to urinate in front of a war crimes tribunal.”
“You have to think before you speak.”