“Customer Support: Customer support, how can I help you?
Alice: Hi, I’m like locked out of my account and I think you guys are just replaying an old show or something.
Customer Support: I don’t think it’s possible to do that.
Alice: OK, but doesn’t it say my channel’s live?
Customer Support: Yes, ma’am.”
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