“I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.”
More from Jackie Gleason
“Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry.”
“What I SAY about Norton is one thing; how I FEEL about him is something else!”
“Your mambo days are over! You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove, and get my supper!”
“Acting young ain't what keeps you young, but if you have some memories—some good…”