"The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my song..." — Jackie Gleason

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The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

— Jackie Gleason

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Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry.

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What I SAY about Norton is one thing; how I FEEL about him is something else!

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Your mambo days are over! You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove, and get my supper!

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Acting young ain't what keeps you young, but if you have some memories—some good…

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