“Jack: Wait! We're passengers! We're passengers! [flushed and panting, Jack waves the tickets as he and Fabrizio run up the ramp to the 3rd class gangway entrance]

6th Officer Moody: [looks at the tickets as Jack and Fabrizio reach the end of the ramp] Have you been through the inspection queue?

Jack: [lying] Of course! Anyway, we don't have lice, we're Americans. [motions the tickets back and forth between himself and Fabrizio] Both of us.

6th Officer Moody: [nods] Right. Come aboard.”