“i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices

i hope you do the same

i will jay walk at every opportunity

i will steal things i could easily afford

i will be rude to strangers

i hope you do the same

i hope reincarnation is real

i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures

i hope we are reborn as flies

so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.”