“P.T. Barnum: I am putting together a show, and I need a star.
Tom Thumb: You want people to laugh at me.
P.T. Barnum: Well they're laughing anyway, kid, so you might as well get paid.”
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“Take your hand off my daughter or you won't get a scene, you'll get a broadway musical.”
“But you know my dear, it's not the crown that makes the queen.”