“Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I'm in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I…”

“What you're feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a…”

“I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his…”

“I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks,…”