“You know, when I was your age, you broke a tool, you had to craft a new one with your own bare hands.”
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“Bad as you think this place is with you, it's even worse without you.”
“The bottom of the totem pole is the most important part, 'cause it holds up the whole…”
“I've found that the happier you are, the less you need.”
“Global warming's a bunch of crap Al Gore made up to sell books to Californians.”