“As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: ‘I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity.’”
More from John Cameron Mitchell
“God, doctors are just drug dealers with their finger up your ass, aren't they?”
“I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch.”
“Please honey, I invented drugs.”
“From now on, no more dramatic exists.”