“Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.”
More from John Green
“Well guess what motherfucker, you just got caught.”
“It's not about hacking computers anymore, it's about hacking human souls.”
“If only I were as good at life as I am at the internet.”
“I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.”