"I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you..." — John Green
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I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It's so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it's the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you?
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Well guess what motherfucker, you just got caught.
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It's not about hacking computers anymore, it's about hacking human souls.
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If only I were as good at life as I am at the internet.
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I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.