“The week before I left my family and Florida and the rest of my minor life to go to boarding school in Alabama, my mother insisted on throwing me a going-away party.”
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“Well guess what motherfucker, you just got caught.”
“It's not about hacking computers anymore, it's about hacking human souls.”
“If only I were as good at life as I am at the internet.”
“I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.”