“Starla: My God, you are attractive!
Dean: Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake.
Starla: [staring at Dean] I'm sorry, I just... I can't even concentrate. It's like staring... into the sun.”
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