“I know that true love is supposed to be companionship, growing old together, blah blah blah. I thought that was what friends were for, not sexual partners!”
More from John Waters
“Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift. Lotta people don't remember that. So you two…”
“Things need to change and I won't stop trying to change them.”
“Knights in armor don't come any shinier than you.”
“I just want tomorrow to be better.”