“Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? The whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life.”
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