"The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you sm..." — Jon Stewart

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The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

— Jon Stewart

Watch Jon Stewart's "Bullshit Is Everywhere" Speech From the 'Daily Show' Finale

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