People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. At least let them speak for themselves! Right? I mean, look! What-What is this? What does it say? 'Congratulations on your new baby.' Right? How 'bout, 'Congratulations on your new baby. Guess that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you.'

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