“Mel: At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you…”

“Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher: Well, you look like Forrest Gump. Who’s…”

“Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilization?”

“Melanie: It's funny how things don't turn out. Jake: It's funny how they do.”