“[laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it…”

“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My…”

“I feel like I’m in the wrong world. ‘Cause I don’t belong in a world where we don’t end up…”

“But my favorite thing of all: I like you ‘cause you like me. I don’t know - I think that…”