“I have done some bad things but I've always known why.”

“Blue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart,…”

“I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous…”

“My God, I've never had a night like this in my entire life! I'm a babe magnet, I'm catnip!”