“What’s the secret to good comedy? Timing. And what’s courage? Grace under pressure. And who’s the boss? I’m the boss.”
More from Ken Woodruff
“Bruce Wayne: Bad dream. Alfred Pennyworth: Oh. Was I in it? Bruce Wayne: Not this time.”
“Cops have feelings, too. It’s not unprofessional to show your feelings.”
“Everybody needs a hobby.”
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.”