"Maybe women are so busy faking it — to be more like a man at..." — Kristi Coulter

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Maybe women are so busy faking it — to be more like a man at work, more like a porn star in bed, more like 30 at 50 — that we don’t trust our natural responses anymore.

— Kristi Coulter

"Wine. Immediately." The depressing reason so many women today drink.

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