“Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy, how terrible can you get food?
Pearl Slaghoople: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya?
Fred Flintstone: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?
Pearl Slaghoople: [gets in his face] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered.
Fred Flintstone: Then let the doctor eat it!”
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