“Not complimenting them. Sometimes dudes need to be told their butt doesn't look big in…”

“Pretending to be clumsy. Not every dude wants to date a tipsy Zooey Deschanel.”

“The butterfly kiss. The butterfly kiss is one that doesn't involve the lips at all. Two…”

“The cheek kiss. The cheek kiss is a kiss that is all about conveying that you like…”