“I might be skinny on the outside, but on the inside, I'm still Fatty Patty.”

“Batista: How much caffeine have you had? Debra: A metric fuck-ton.”

“You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I…”

“I know — your big bad wolf has racked up a tidy little death toll.”