“You tell a joke; he rolls his eyes. You ask what he’s doing Friday, he snaps, ‘Why are you…”

“Since most men in relationships get comfortable and ‘let themselves go,’ when your man…”

“He’s kind to the wait staff/bartender/valet. Does he thank the parking attendant as he…”

“His phone is turned off. Unless he’s an on-call surgeon or volunteer fireman, that…”