“[During the first season opening credits] "My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the…”

“Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did…”

“Phyllis Lindstrom: For the past two years I've been teaching a course, showing mothers how…”

“Lou: I guess I'm what you'd call a male chauvinist pig. Mary: She, uh, she wasn't right.…”