“Young guys, they’re afraid of women. They’re afraid of their feelings. ‘My girlfriend’s mad at me!’ Well, later she won’t be, fucking calm down. They’re afraid of their bodies, they’re afraid of women’s bodies. ‘My girlfriend’s having her period, what do I do?’ Fuck her in the period hole, you idiot, what’s the dilemma? I don’t give a shit, if you’re having your period, come on over. I’m 41, I’ll fuck the shit out of you, I’ll drink the blood, let’s party.”
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