“Fender: You consider me a friend?
Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you?
Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.”
More from Lowell Ganz
“You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the…”
“Has anyone ever told you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?”
“Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and…”