“Oh, I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side, you have some new material for…”

“[Speaking to Stewie as he's brought home from the hospital] Well it's up to you buddy.…”

“What they do turns out to be alright, it's what you're about to do that unleashes utter…”

“I don't know what I'm doin' here. I was just lookin' for the can.”