“It's just today I finally realized I was raised to be a failure.”
More from Mart Crowley
“It's my right to lead my sex life without answering to anybody, Hank included.”
“With the right wine and the right music, there are a damn few that aren't curious.”
“Physical beauty is not that goddamned important.”
“Well, I suppose he has an interesting face and body, but it turns me right off 'cause he…”