“When the ground is poor, the ox works listlessly; rich soil tires but there's satisfaction…”

“You ask me what I get Out of my country place The profit, gross or net It's never seeing…”

“Let me quote a proverb from the Greek: 'I hate an unforgetful drinking mate.'”

“Aper's teetotal. So what? I commend sobriety in a butler, not a friend.”