“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
More from Matt Groening
“Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the…”
“All I want is what everyone wants: preferential treatment.”
“Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!”
“If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.”