“Lemon, you will go and show that Kelsey Winthrop that the ugly duckling has turned into...a vaguely ethnic swan.”
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“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical…”
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”