“You know what, just don't talk about the Beebs, okay? You don't know the Beebs, you don't…”

“You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.”

“If I have to hole up in my room all night as your alibi, I’d like to do it with Jake…”

“One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung out Powerpuff girl!”