Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [Reading from his grandfather's notebook] 'As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make a being of a gigantic stature.' [pause] Of course. That would simplify everything.

Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.

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