“Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: 'Fronkensteen.'
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced 'Fronkensteen.'
Igor: Do you also say 'Froaderick?'
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... 'Frederick.'
Igor: Well, why isn't it 'Froaderick Fronkensteen?'
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's 'Frederick Fronkensteen.'
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it 'ee-gor']
Igor: No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor.'
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was 'ee-gor.'
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?”
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