“Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins?

Ernie 'Ice': No.

Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?

Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already.

Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!

Ernie 'Ice': [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don't feel so hot.

Jay: It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker! [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]”