“Gym Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee…”

“Nelson: [beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time! Lisa: Lay off,…”

“Bart: Lisa, certain difference, rivalries if you will, have come up between us. At first I…”

“Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum…”