“In LA, people who met each other three months ago at a party are now the closest friends in the whole wide world.”
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“Wouldn’t be mad If you equally distributed my freshman 15 between my boobs and my ass.”
“You think I’m some Jennifer Coolidge character?”
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“Have you seen Devi when she gets upset? She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.”