Oxnard Montalvo: His bravery was the only thing standing between us and destruction. Thank you, strange little pointy thing.

Daggett: I'm a beaver.

Dr. Cowtiki: You're kidding, he is kidding right?

Norbert: 'Fraid not! Dr. Gigglys. We're US grade A all beef beavers.

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