“The only specific thing I am alleged to have “lied” about was what pair of shoes Neiers was wearing at her arraignment. I did mistakenly say that Neiers was wearing a pair of Louboutins to court—instead of her “little brown Bebe shoes”—“twenty-nine dollars!”—because I had seen her wearing Louboutins on another day, and they caught my eye, with their distinctive red soles.”