“If you're waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God's plan.”
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“I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.”
“Thank God, I'm great at sex.”
“Hmm. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Hmm, let's…”
“Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!”