“Crowley: Armageddon is days away and we lost the Antichrist. Why did the powers of Hell have to drag me into this anyway?

Aziraphale: Well, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure it's because of all those memos you kept sending them, saying how amazingly well you were doing.

Crowley: Is it my fault they never check-up? I'm to blame they never check up? Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office. You know that.

Aziraphale: Yes, but you told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.

Crowley: So the humans beat me to it. That's not my fault.”